I got a package of Oreos once.

Still salty from the playoff game I see. Belichick is not only renting space in Harbaugh’s head, he’s rearranged the furniture and painted the walls in Patriots colors.

Yeah, there are many different ways to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day without acting like an ass, whereas getting belligerently drunk in public and making a spectacle of yourself is basically the point of SantaCon.

I’ve always assumed that Hollywood relationships were for the cameras. Everybody out there is fucking each other.

“Yea. We can’t deny this shit anymore.”

I’ve tried this for years and it doesn’t seem to be going so well.

And honestly this is the way it should be for all fights. If they walk around at about 170, fight at welterweight. Don’t be cutting 30 lbs for a weigh-in and balloon back up to 170 in 1 day.

This was definitely the worst thing that’s ever happened to one of Vin Diesel’s co-stars.

Holly’s absence of a ground game is astoundingly glaring. She still has the air of a boxer who happens to be in MMA, as opposed to being a MMA fighter who specializes in boxing.

Maybe don’t invite your opponent to punch you in the face while trash talking in the middle of a round if you can’t/don’t intend to dodge it. What the hell was that.

Or that if you do happen to come to the realization that you are gay or bi, there’s nothing wrong with that. Or particularly hilarious about it, either. You’re just a dude who likes dudes or a lady who likes ladies. You can even still play sports!

All in the name of “no gay.” Strange.

It’s not just teenagers. This shit happens in the military and prisons, too.

What is the with the fascination teenage boys have with shoving inanimate objects into thier asses and the asses of others?

Once acquitted, OJ could’ve admitted to the crime and handed over the murder weapon to the cops himself, and there would still be no prosecutorial recourse.

#OlympicsSoCorpseFloatingInWater