“...you can ditch cable...”

Giri is one of those people who just sits around smoking weed constantly, does bare-ass-minimum exercise, eats absolutely anything and is unfairly fit as fuck, yes?

Well, I mean, it’s delicious, but it’s in no way good for you. It’s fat, sugar and salt mixed into a peanut-flavored paste.

I think this is a guy with too much pride and too susceptible to the sunken cost fallacy flailing wildly to stay afloat. It’s really, really easy to say “that guy should be prosecuted” when that’s not your job and you have no idea if he actually violated any laws (see: The Internet).

Same. I suspect Hillary’s gonna keep playing nice enough, but the moderator could absolutely crush him.

Bingo. This was not an impromptu game of Political Quiz Bowl. The question wasn’t “what portion of the federal tax code pertains to sorghum farms less than or equal to 5,000 sq. ft.?”

Schefter admitted two things with this statement, whether he realizes it or not:

And then do this with it (the knife, not your sac):

This is a hidden gem. +1

Leaning, by definition, requires more effort than standing, a normal resting state.

So throwing your entire body and spine off balance and holding it there, grabbing your balls with one hand and wiping with the other is EASIER than just standing up and reaching behind you? The fuck?

Yup. Standing is the only way to get clean. Sitters are fucking gross.

I dunno, maybe?

Best Taylor Swift look? Best Taylor Swift look.

Trump’s response:

Sorry, no. You’re guilty (I mean, maybe not so much you personally, but your employer).

You laugh now, but you'll still be laughing when the Browns go 2-14.

Yes and no. We may all have vices, but not all vices are created equal.

Rich People Warned They May Occasionally Have to Pay Pocket Change Fee to Continue Disgusting Habit

I look at it this way.