We have a toddler. She picked up an affinity for Sofia The First out of nowhere and it’s her jam. She wants it on as background noise a lot of the time and it’s definitely our “here, stare at this instead of being maliciously destructive or harrassing the pets” go-to.

Really, the most Browns thing ever would be signing Kaep, trading him (and 3 picks) to Tennessee for the first overall spot and then choosing a kicker.

I’ve idly had daydreams where RG3 gets signed by the Rams, benched all season while the Rams make it to the Super Bowl, and is run out to take the final snap of the game after the Rams are already up 27-3.

Speak for yourself, champ. That’s what I’m doing and I can’t recall the last time me, my wife, my sister or any of my closer friends went bar-hopping or even really went out for 3/17.

Bingo.

Santacon and it’s not even close.

Well, I feel like this point has been addressed multiple times in the past, but the difference between football and soccer or hockey or baseball or basketball or ice dancing or bowling or tennis or ping-pong is that unlike those other sports, football actually requires the sort of physical contact that is nearly…

Don’t forget his denied hatred of MMA and his love of synthetic human breakfast replacement food.

And somewhere out in the world, Jonathan Papelbon’s hands instinctively began choking the nearest person.

They absolutely did not want McGregor to lose. Dana White is not Vince McMahon, no matter how similar they are in some respects. Conor is only going to have as much power as they let him and even if the “fear” is that Conor is gonna become a movie star or whatever, a fighter being successful in other fields only helps…

Well, I mean, now we know what Holm has on the ground. If you do Rousey/Holm 10 more times and Rousey goes for the arm as opposed to trying to outbox her to prove a dumbass point, Rousey wins 10 times.

Correct! I certainly wasn’t implying any bias. I was just speaking from the perspective of these young TOTALLY HETERO MACHO MEN who suspisciously like to make weaker male students parade around in their underwear or submit/be forced into anal penetration.

*It’s No Gay Thursday*

Legally, it’s unsolved. A civil suit doesn’t determine guilt in a separate criminal case.

Of course we SHOULD, but here’s the thing that makes this such a fucked up situation with no easy fix.

Plenty of famous people are barely computer literate.

If fast food gives you diarrhea and it isn’t from food poisoning, you need to see a gastroenterologist. There’s something wrong with your waste disposal unit.

I can usually figure out why a thing went viral even if I, personally, don’t care.

If I was a lifelong Cubs fan, I’d be down to get shithoused and try just about anything.

The only thing better (for him) then knowing that he could drug himself up for the final few games of the season because it literally didn’t matter if he failed a drug test is knowing that he could ritualistically slaughter 17 puppies and no one would say a word about it because of your aforementioned broadcaster…