Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Damn, huge matchup issues for that scorpion. It’s one thing to have immunity to its sting. Turning the venom into a painkiller is just a fuck-you to your opponent.

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

Best pic you could find in a hurry? That’s a pretty great pic, man!

I’ve seen someone on Twitter say that those are Imperial Star Destroyers, not first order.

Now that he is done with football, Luck can try and spend his time getting back to his love of remembering things clearly. 

The dialogue at the end even sounded like they cut around the bounty hunter’s name being mentioned.... they are keeping him a cypher and it is great.

Not sure if there's a Sox article coming so I'll just leave this here: The Boston Red Sox have by far the highest payroll in the majors and are a flaming pile of feces. To all the people in my childhood who whined and whined and WHINED about the Yankees buying championships, Fuck You. That is all. 

I feel like a more appropriate headline would be “Does kawhi leonard want?”

Not sure whether I’m more excited about my Reds hoisting the trophy or Deadspin not calling them “the Pool Boys” in this article.

“Hey, Steve, how did the man who survived pancreatic cancer through homeopathy cross the road? Give up? In a coffin. Because he’s dead. You get it? Steve? Steve? Where are you going? I’ve got more jokes.”

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

Also, what happened to the Reeds (Meera and Howland)?

Everyone in the video tried to save him from Consequences. But he was really demanding a Consequence. 

Nothing is better than seeing a black woman look a white racist thug in the fucking eye and then proceeding to smash the shit out of it with her fist.

There aren’t enough poop jokes in this blo . . . oh wait.

Sergio Ramos has an open invitation to eat all my my farts until the day he dies. Fuck Sergio Ramos.

I usually love Quill but he was toe curling here, mostly.