He donated the zinger-centric portion of his brain to Davos.

When strategizing, the Night King simply asks himself 'what is the dumbest possible thing my opponent could do?' He then plans accordingly.

Why does the hard left discrimate against my right to publicly hate people and advocate for their repression?

It's strange that 90% of the people that use phrases like 'hard-left', 'ultra-left', etc are themselves on the right-wing fringe.

People that complain about fake nerds want the term to mean- 'people that are isolated and mad at the world and desperately looking for reasons that they themselves are better than others' rather than 'people with certain interests.

Look up 'Proud Boys' for that little bit of nonsense. Also, you personally may want to look up 'straw man' and 'projection.'

I love (like Zach and Coke said above) using the terms ironically when interacting with alt-right trogs, mostly because so many of their insults and the things they take pride in are so, so stupid.

That's just what a cuck would say

I wonder what kind of crazy margaritas that outback was making?
I was a bartender at outback for like 5 years, and I can assure you it's just Sauza and a shitload of sour mix.

This guy must have some very large security guards just off camera. It's the only reason I can fathom why he isn't constantly getting his ass kicked.

Mickey Rooney is conspiering with ObamaSoros to give your guns BenghaziAIDS. Duh.

It's spelled 'breid.' Just except it.

She's guilty of malfeicence of the highest order!

If you lose your job, or your family, etc etc and yet are perfectly happy, it's still a bit of a problem.

The amounts are highly based on your body weight too. A few years ago when we were both drinking way too much I was finishing a fifth plus beers (at 260 lbs), and my girlfriend (at around 120-130) was drinking just under a pint. She was getting just as drunk and having just as many problems as I was.

Damn you tinnitus, you're a cruel mistress!

Bruti! I knew my vast experience with Rome: Total War would come in handy someday.

Come on Archmage. Obviously there is some generalizing here, but the inciting comment boiled down to 'fuck Kotaku' without any sort of context.

I like this sentiment, but often it is simply not realistic in a lot of cases.

Step 1: Be the most awful, hateful, antagonistic, aggressive a-hole possible. Make it almost impossible to not have people call you on it.
Step 2: Once they do, accuse them of being everything you are, because they don't like your awful, hateful, antagonistic aggressive shit.
Step 3: Moral high ground!
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