Pictured: Meteor impact site, if god was still alive.

If next season has a god of tight spaces and extreme heights, I am screwed.

I like how this comment implies JJ Abrams and Greg Grunberg are involved in an steamy illicit affair.

It's funny, just a few months ago I thought Legion had done the best first season that I could remember, and now American Gods has topped it.

I suppose you are correct about Letterman- I can't think of a time he really was going after someone more powerful than him.

Maybe Jones talks about so many different conspiracy theories to distract us from the real threat: wrath-minded taters.

Piers Morgan may be the least likable, least charismatic human who has ever existed. Just because it doesn't work for him doesn't mean it doesn't work when other people do it. Morgan could be handing out Michelin grade cheeseburgers and pharmaceutical grade cocaine and people would still recoil from him like he was…

Yeah, but the goal really shouldn't be to dissuade him, it should be to make him look foolish. Granted, he does a pretty great job of them himself, but I think there is value in audiences seeing people stand up to him.

I notice you didn't deny being a lizard person…

He shirtlessly ate way more ribs than NBC was planning to show.

I think how interviewers need to deal with people like jones is to be absolutely ruthless with them. Call them on everything, immediately. Talk down to them, tell them they're wrong, even make fun of them if they push it to far.

I thought pretty much exactly this till I saw a clip of the show. It often goes so surreal that it is oddly satisfying, even if Trump would seem on the surface to be to awful and stupid to properly satirize.

I don't think he is making any attempt at being charming. He wasn't even the one that initially lent Emmitt the money, as I recall. Everything about his appearance and manner of speaking is meant to intimidate and confuse. I'd say he does a great job at that.

With how the guild rules and all the other crediting exotica that exists, it is impossible to know how much of the screenplay Snyder is responsible for. Judging by his previous work, I assume it is 'the worst parts.'

I think a Trump version of King Lear would be oddly fascinating.

They both understand less about the past 2000 years of history than most people alive today.

Anything short of a diarrhea-ridden orangutan playing Caesar would be a generous representation.

Well, they did both spend much of there time in power staying a half-step ahead of catastrophic legal problems.

It is well known that after he killed Caesar, everything for Brutus turned out grand.

The good news there is that there is roughly a zero percent chance Trump knows what the word "Princeps" means.