The tone of this entire article is disgusting.

Ahh yes, that widely accepted definition of nepotism: "When you have to work twice as hard."

Lizzo was forced to change the lyrics to new single, “GRRRLS,” after the original featured an ableist slur.

I mean, ok? 11 years means a lot more or less depending on the actual ages of the people involved.

sir this is a Wendy’s

Maybe this is a good place to brag on my wife (slightly OT):

Just don’t compliment anyone. And if you do make sure it’s backhanded or could be interpreted other than favorably. Be cryptic and make a lot of disapproving noises and gestures but don't actually say anything specific. Keeps them on their toes. People without self-confidence are a lot easier to handle.

The order of the photos should match the order of descriptions because that is how captions have worked since captions were invented. 

I love these posts and I look forward to them so much! I wish that the order of the pictures would match the order of the descriptions in the paragraphs because I am Out Of Touch and I don't always know who everyone is.

Kudos to you.

May I just say that calling out “Etnies” here (instead of, say, Vans) really shows an attention to detail and level of workmanship in your craft that we just don’t see too often these days.

Love is a verb before it's a noun sometimes. You're doing everything right. 

You have no idea how much I appreciate your sacrifice watching this so that I can then send this article to anyone who tries to tell me “it’s worth trying, no really, it’s super dark and funny!”

This rule is fair provided you make Michael Phelps and other swimmers with abnormal but natural physical attributes compete against sharks and marlins instead of humans. Let’s go a step further and make any Usain Bolt compete with a cheetah.

Yes, internet stranger, I clearly should have known that about you based on your two-sentence comment.

I call those Schrodinger’s dates - until there’s a place and time, the date both does and does not exist.

The only “The Middle” that matters

Lol I would totally watch a Purge-adjacent movie about the airline industry during Purge season

The Purge has about as much sense as most teen dystopias nowadays.