Nope, incorrect (not about the cherry pie, that shit is gross). But pecan pie is a flavor gift from the gods and does not deserve such disrespect.

I know this will be an unpopular opinion. But as a survivor of sexual assault and emotional abuse myself, I actually find this comforting in a strange way. Any fan who’s listened to his lyrics over the last 15 or so years shouldn’t be surprised as to how tormented this man has been. It’s been everywhere, and it’s…

NOOO. Sic Transit Gloria is still one of my fav throwback albums. This sucks. WHY DO MEN SUCK??????

More like Cryrese, amiright?

The maesters handle the ravens and the NW doesn’t have a maester right now.

I would watch quite literally anything that was co-hosted by Fielding and Ayoade

Well, see they should’ve gotten David Mitchell, is their problem. Noel Fielding? Nah. I love him, but this is not his environment, is it? I guess if it keeps him working that’s good for him, but surely he could do a chat show? Or a quiz show?

Call me stupid, but maybe the Tories should quit calling for snap votes.

I kinda disagree with that sentiment.

I always liked when he called out his band members or interviewers when they tried shit:

I think there are probably plenty of people who are pro death penalty in theory but don’t want their names down as official witnesses to a going-out-of-business-sale ten-day death jamboree.

As a human being, it sounds like a wonderful idea. As a lawyer, it sounds like fraud. Wonderful, beautiful, magical fraud.  

Growing up, most my mom’s friends were gay men of the highly dramatic and high-maintenance stereotype. They were lovely people but they made being gay seem positively exhausting.