Or be a real showstopper and resurrect all of the Unsullied members

Watch out ladies of the Wight community!

Does his dic come back once zombied ?

I’m gonna add this pic of me on Bumble .... when you see it “ like” and I’ll definitely hit you up if we seem compatible. I meet great guys on there and many end up being my homies ( one we meet up bi - weekly ... where he commiserates , I listen then yell at him to get over his ex and date girls who matches his…

I’ll admit “ Bumble” has turned me into a shallow ,  man eating ( ghosting , bread- crumbing, cloaking), man- heartstumping snobby bitch ( more than usual ).  But those fuckers had it coming. I’ll get my act together by the fall and seek true love ( and if some on you recognize my pic on my profile .... go ahead and “…

So I’m guessing “ WestWorld” is not coming back this year?

I feel like “Veep” is ending too soon. The writing on this show is so under- appreciated 

They know all the only bachelorette we wanna see is Hot Mess Corinne ....... do they hate ratings or something?

Well Dayummm Brienne ( I want to have beautiful giant babies with ) of Tarth. I’m guessing bc she was such a show stopper at the premiere..... she has a crucial role in the finale ( like pivoting to OB/Gyn to head - crowning in the birth canal dragon babies ???)

This is definitely “Long Island” shit ......and it’s along the lines of “ revenge porn” which recently became a crime punishable by law.  I don’t think she’ll win her suit based on her original grounds. 

She was also on an episode of “ The Guest Book” where she “ choked” her hubs so hard while riding him that dude died. I think she’s an amazing actor and ( tho don’t care for that “ lesbian” haircut .... will miss Lindsey terribly

Come back .... NY is always evolving and whether it’s the “ Soup Man” or “ WeWork” .... these are events that time stamp your time here. Although now I think I have more middle class problems with NY ( as a working mom ) ... it’s schools, infrastructure, congestion pricing ( seriously WTF!)

Donna is mastering every level of human awesomeness. Pls do a weekly piece like this on a different “ dual life” NY er 

Arrrgggg.... I didn’t ! ( like a typical uninformed woman ) .... i fucked up the process 

After your insightful intitial write up on this ...... I headed straight over to Fashion Nova , with full intention of buying this .... only to be made aware that I have to be on a waitlist for my size. So I signed up , waxed my pussy raw and anxiously awaiting the arrival , of the most important piece of garment I’ll…

I’m ‘83 but I remember a HS crush calling and leaving a 13 minute message on my answering machine ..... my dad listened to it and was like “ who the fuck is this calling you after 8?”

The ending was harder for us the audience than it was for Ilana and Abbi. I cried more than the ending of “ Seinfeld”..... ( side note :what generational class am I in ,if I witnessed the series finale of both “ Seinfeld” and “ Broad City”?

This is why I wanted snake oil salesman Elizabeth Holmes blood test fingerprick idea to be legit. Could you imagine if one could just get a STD test kit at CVS .....

If you are part of the “ hook- up culture” ( NO judgment) then rapid HIV tests at every PP/ Urgent Care are your best friend. I have found that STI’s are increasing bc it’s that whole boning in the moment without knowing someone last name ( last names help to do digging to do some character unsurfacing of someone )…

Someone get this bitch a vibrator STAT!