Well saliva is a natural lubricant but coconut oil makes it taste like Almond Joy

As for Johnny Depp .... who would’ve thought that leaving your partner of almost 2 decades for a woman half your age , wasn’t gonna work out well for you ????

This is why I schedule and pay for Quest lab STI tests ..... for all my partners pre - fuq. They list me as a medical record consenting person ..... I get an email alert with the results then ......( once all clear) ..... LUBE UP and STICK IT IN ANY ORIFICE OF YOUR CHOOSING. I’m upfront that I’m a public health nurse…

Ah I see ..... it’s a time for reflective pondering...... just as awesome! I use my train commute time for this even tho I have the option to work from home. 

I think you’re approaching “ faith” in an amazing way. I commend your efforts and there’s no biblical support for confession etc....all man made up stuff to get people to support institutional religion. I’m Protestant raising a Catholic child ( ex husband was Catholic but still dabbled in extra marital fornication )…

Can’t imagine his pain and anguish ..... on top of receiving threats from pro gun nut jobs....... this is beyond human burden bearing ability level.

Or Amber Marchesi ( NJ) husband 

Is this why I’m still a mid level manager????....... my voice is like ,a cat being burned by a boiling kettle

Prediction: Cassie is gonna cheat on Colton with ( newly married/ newly daddy) Arie ..... and I’m all the way here for it

I know sis is a fraud and all but her “ contouring/ highlighting” game strong tho 

Thank you for bringing this gem back into my life.... I’m bending the knee to you my Queen!

I have a friend who works there so I’m going that route first

Now I’m gonna go read the article and see if I can track down Shamika and see if she’s interested in a Home health aide position with one of the agencies I oversee as a Nurse Casemanager. This is so sad but a hard fact for many families 

I personally choose to align myself with the “Swifties” but on the real ..... it’s time that Cardi trademarks a crew ..... an indentifying body will really boost one ‘s career 

Do we parent the same child ????

I almost thought “ bennies” was a new club drug I was going to have to dabble in just to “keep my finger on the pulse”. So glad it’s not bc ... drugs are bad keep kids

Oh Fuck .... ur kids already won the genetic lottery. My friend of mine is 6”6 and his kid got a full basketball scholarship to Georgetown 

Lucky ! ..... you could forget that 529 plan .... athletic scholarships galore for tall kids

Broad shoulder are a total panty soaker for me

You feel like a tiny doll to this giant