I’m not sure I follow the thought process here. Earthworm Jim is a failed experiment because the levels are difficult to navigate and the princess is flattened by a cow? I mean, by treating her as pointless, killing her with a cow, and calling her Whats-Her-Name, it seems Earthworm Jim is satirizing how other games do…

Reason #19389029019217898321323989 why people don’t take Smash Players seriously. This is a great follow-up to their prima-donna whinefest from last year, when they wanted private dressing rooms because “their fans are too much to handle”