Oh, you want me to explain? Fine.

Counterpoint: If you are able to get an 84 month loan at ZERO FUCKING PERCENT, YOU’RE A MATHEMATICALLY INGORANT FOOL NOT TO TAKE IT.

To get that zero percent APR, though, you had to have good credit. This is no longer the case.

We typically drive our cars into the ground, as in own them for 12+ years, and also usually have a pretty hefty down payment when we buy, something in the 25% or more range of the price of the car, significantly eliminating any sort of upside down issue in the unlikely event it gets totaled before paid off.

If they are…

I’m still waiting for them to fix the fucking comments. 

Hate clicks are still clicks!

Kotaku’s Twitch articles are consistently among their highest performing. If you want less of them I’d advise you to stop generating impressions for them.

This is the sort of thing where I feel old, because I cannot fathom why achievements and trophies are such a big deal that some players will actually reject a title entirely over them.

Far Cry is one of those games I pick up when they drop in price just to peek in for a bit. The core of sneaking around and clearing bases is always fun, but I get burnt out on these games so fast. It’s like they throw a hundred buckets of spaghetti at the wall and yeah there’s a plateworth of spaghetti that stick, but…

I don’t trust people who don’t like chocolate.

It’s been firmly established that “improve system performance” is Sony’s way of saying “disable third-party peripherals”.

I didn’t juice. Also my period stopped.

Left 4 Dead and now Back 4 Blood is meant to be enjoyed with real people. If it didn't have bots, people would bitch that they can't play alone.

Destiny 2 hitting Gamepass PC seems like a good deal.

I think Denzel Washington is a dude with strong opinions who often finds the opportunity to express them. Very likely this can be off-putting or upsetting.

Not sure I’m feeling the Scarlett snark. I know the website is only *supposedly* feminist but why the fuck are you undermining a woman standing up for allegedly getting screwed after signing a contract that said something else was going to happen?  

Why the derisive comments on Scarlett? She took on a huge corporation who slighted her from the money she was owed. Why aren’t we celebrating this instead of making snide comments?

Tell me you don’t know what “slander” means without telling me you don’t know what “slander” means.

“Ellen Pompeo telling us that Denzel story is like when Liam Neeson told us that story about him wanting to kill a random black man”

These things are not alike.

On one hand, you know a guy is difficult to work with when the studio just comes out and outright says it.