Welcome to the quality low-effort reporting that the GMG Union can get away with.

G/O Union quality reporting.

Ah, nice gaslighting update there, Kotaku! Never change.

Let’s not forget Sony slowly gutting useful media features out of each new console generation. The PS5 doesn’t even ship with a web browser anymore? What?

Again, who asked for this?

Yeah, but it’s cool to write low-effort articles about Tesla, it drives ad revenue!

oh boy, Sponsored Content! it’ll go great next to the Low Effort QOTDs and Shitty Slideshows and Discussion Features That Don’t Work

Sooooo... jailbreak and run NoPayStation? Got it!

... or buy a Tile or AirTag and be much happier with a more quality product.

... or buy a Tile or AirTag and be much happier with a more quality product.

Congratulations, torch, you made the stupidest article short of another Tesla article... again

Yep. Another shitty Torch Tesla article.

Reset the damn clock...

Writing mindless QOTDs to scrape into slideshows later

That we can go a single fucking day without Tesla commentary or a fucking slideshow QOTD because G/O employees got fucking lazy.

I’d rather trust myself buying a non-union Toyota than a slovenly built UAW-powered Big Three vehicle.

Shitty low-effort slideshows from low-effort Jalopnik “writers”.

Crackpipe. Never buy someone else’s “project” RV. Doubly so for an Intertrashional.

You know what’s bullshit about the trucking shortage in the US? If the FMCSA Clearinghouse wasn’t so fucking hardass on cannabis usage, we’d still have 30,000+ more drivers on the road.

“Not again”

Yep, meanwhile they let Bradley Brownell be a toxic asshole in the comments and get away with it.