I wish they’d shut the fuck up about it but it’s lazy clicks for lazy unionized pricks that don’t do a proper job anymore because they can get away with it now.

I get that he’s no longer liked, but can we get past the endless criticism and hatred of all things Tesla? Not saying change your attitude, just get past it. I bet if people didn’t love hating Musk, the Cybertruck would be the coolest thing on the road.

Think after today y’all can shut the fuck up about Tesla for a few days? Jesus Christ.

Without Clarkson, there is nothing on Amazon Prime. 

Why should he have to apologize? Has Megan apologized for anything she’s said?

came here to say this!

Wow, okay, right to climate change. Just skipping right over the inhumane human smuggling operation, the border crisis, permissive federal policy, poor border patrol enforcement, etc. and just going right for it. None of that factored into these deaths at all, it was climate change. I’m in absolute disbelief at this…

a) Yeah, no shit there weren’t that many miners in 2011. The price of Bitcoin was $0.06. It was literally only being used as a fun little experiment by computer scientists and hobbyists.

And yet this article is all about the poor, poor morons who are killed.

Hey, since when did blog writers on this site practice basic journalistic standards? 

Andy, we know he’s the center of your attention every day but do you need to make him the center of ours?

I don’t think Gizmodo has attracted new readers in at least half a decade. Hell, I’ll bet they peaked during the iPhone 4 thing and have just been bleeding ever since. That’s what happens when a site originally run by and for technophiles turns into a circlejerk echo chamber for technophobes.

You couldn’t find a pic without the “Let’s go Brandon” BS???

does that dog whistle have anything to do with the article or are you just trying to attract new readers?

Interesting turn from “this is a huge waste of water” at the beginning (which I agree with), to “you stupid americans, why don’t you use the metric system!” at the end (which I also agree with).
But it makes you look like an arsehole, mate.

Where’s my Tile fearmongering articles or are we only going after Apple? Life360 is way scarier. Gotta get that clickbait, eh?

Moderately upset that this is at least the third Amazon article this week where I have to defend them. I get that since Herb killed Splinter there really hasn’t been much of an outlet for stuff related to Labor, where Amazon are absolute monsters. But from a technological side a lot of the shit that’s been “OMG you’ll…

He got really high and mutilated himself, and the doctors were just like “NOPE! No issue besides his weed intake!” and then he ghosted when they tried to find a way to reconstruct his dick?

Ye flipping Gods, can he not though? I feel like he’s single handedly dumbing down the entire staff writing for Jalopnik...