I wish they’d shut the fuck up about it but it’s lazy clicks for lazy unionized pricks that don’t do a proper job anymore because they can get away with it now.

I get that he’s no longer liked, but can we get past the endless criticism and hatred of all things Tesla? Not saying change your attitude, just get past it. I bet if people didn’t love hating Musk, the Cybertruck would be the coolest thing on the road.

Think after today y’all can shut the fuck up about Tesla for a few days? Jesus Christ.

Without Clarkson, there is nothing on Amazon Prime. 

Why should he have to apologize? Has Megan apologized for anything she’s said?

And yet this article is all about the poor, poor morons who are killed.

Andy, we know he’s the center of your attention every day but do you need to make him the center of ours?

Ye flipping Gods, can he not though? I feel like he’s single handedly dumbing down the entire staff writing for Jalopnik...

Rob must’ve been in a shitty mood when he wrote this one, because it takes weirdly aggressive swipes at people who prefer manual transmissions (most Jalopnik readers) and cyclists (many Jalopnik readers.)

It’s not April Fools and this isn’t on The Onion. WTF?

I seem to remember a good number of highlighted BaT listings back in the day. As long as they are interesting and mixed in with better quality reporting I have no issues. 

Jalopnik’s been letting in some low effort clickbait recently, but this really takes the cake. Fire the editor who greenlit this, then fire the guy who hired that editor.
Except that was probably a herb.

Steve, welcome to Jalopnik. You’re going to need to do better than this. 

“Those workers have not been the happiest lot lately, bristling against vaccine mandates in Canada and also anticipating the shut down of a shift next year at Windsor Assembly that could mean the loss of hundreds of jobs.”

So they decided to BLOW UP THEIR OWN PLANT? I’ve seen some union stupidity in the past, but this…

That was “How to Avoid Becoming a Car Hoarder” by David Tracy.

“Of course, we all know that keeping the streets nice and serene likely isn’t the real intent of the bill. Traffic stops are often more about revenue than safety, and increasing fines from three digits to four ought to net the state some nice cash flow. With these stops disproportionately affecting low-income drivers,…

I’m not automatically on the side of unions.  I have seen unions say that better cars are made with union labor.  But I don’t see it in the quality surveys.

I think it is a shame you won’t write the same thing about every volume manufacturer doing exactly this. They constantly offer different discounts depending on the month = a DIFFERENT PRICE FOR THE VEHICLE. That means, and this is going to be a shocker to you, that everyone else is charging different prices on…

These figures are missing a lot of information. A bunch of different revenue streams are missing from my understanding. Not to mention “hot tub streamers” drive traffic off Twitch’s platform and generate the majority of their revenue from other platforms like Onlyfans.

Exactly. This isnt an electrical car issue, its a modern car issue.