I want great flying professionals that are allowed to easily and quickly take control of a plane!

But isn’t it a general rule that the chef should never go sober?

The UAW is corrupt and rewards ignorance and malice. Change my mind.

possible future uses such as seat-to-seat video conferencing

check in as close as possible to the 24-hour mark before your flight and you might hit the goldmine. At this time, passengers with elite status often get upgraded, leaving some coveted coach window and aisle seats up for grabs.

Look at Gallowboob, the original Reddit Netflix and shill.

You guys all have resumes, right?

Aw, but how else do I leave a note for the seatmate next to me to meet me in the mens room of the TWA terminal?

D...did you not know about the Golden 7 Minute rule? McDonalds policies dictate that fries are only good within the first 7 minutes up from the fryer. After 7 minutes fries are to be wasted and a new batch put down. That’s also why there’s a divider on most fry stations at McDs — dump the first batch into the left…

And for students at college, some schools offer streaming cable TV via apps and web. Some offer it via Philo, others may offer Apogee Stream2, others might have nothing at all. YMMV, but check your college’s IT/ResLife if it’s offered.

Okay, well, my state would rather I apparently go through the hoops to buy a handgun (or, fuck, go to Walmart and buy a shotgun) than buy a less-lethal TASER, which possession of is a class A misdemeanor.

What, he’s not hiding behind his family’s lawyer anymore? I thought he was only going to do “one statement”.

After saying all of this, if you really want to buy it, a bucket of what’s really wrong with this generation is available on Amazon for $149.99.

>brand new account

Because the suspects were underage, their names weren’t released.

If you go to the Canadian Science and Technology museum, they have one of these (and, well, the entire exploded Mini) on display!

Counter-counter point: Screw y’all that have to call into the support call center on Christmas day and bitch at us all that something’s not going the way you want it to.

I’m 26 and I think I just got an AARP membership too.

There’s enough “cheap” cars out there still that don’t take chips. I had an 09 Kia Rio without an immobilizer in it. Busted out/worn lock + no immo = easy takings.

Yeah, I live in the North Country part of NY and it’s easy to tell when people from NYC are up here dropping off college kids -- they almost all universally have those bumper guards on their vehicles.