I have to bring some Christmas cheer and ask... was it one of those poly/plastic el-cheapo craft pipe cleaners, or was it one of those steel-brushed ones?

I’m under 30. Turo will not rent a Tesla (and many other vehicles) to me, period.

rent from Turo

Last I checked, evade and elude are felony charges.

(*Disclaimer: I’m not a real person).

Thanks, Tumblr.

You mean someone wants that garbage GM infotainment system?

I mean, it has Honda Sensing so it most likely can have Openpilot retrofitted into it...

I mean, we could shove them in a Fleetwood motorhome equipped with G159 tires and send ‘em down the interstate.

Under any common sense analysis, there is no market for a customer to come into a McDonald’s restaurant and order a slice or two of ‘cheese’ as a product that is separate, distinct, and independent from any other product or menu item. Nor is there a separate product market for a customer to order a slice of tomato, or…

Stay classy, Root.

So you’re banning Rude Negro, right?

The “JD Powahhammah”.

See, early electric vehicles were especially marketed to women.

I’ve had old people in a waiting room at the hospital go That’s a good TV ad to this very commercial.

Or if I’m lodging for multiple days I’m buying a half-dozen eggs and using the sous vide I snagged from home to make meals on the uber cheap but delicious.

No joke, that’s literally it.

A General Motors representative provided the following statement:

I wonder how many Shark cards their overtime would buy them.

But what’s U-Haul going to use for 26 foot trucks now?