Now if they’ll bite the bullet and extend these “subscription” offerings to low/poor credit folks. I know my credit’s rocky (but working to fix it!) and Care won’t accept me because of it.

Viagra crackpipe?

No, their copy editor isn’t part of the union so they can’t touch the keyboard

Yeah, I’m a bit furious. I don’t know if my elderly father’s new truck ever asked us about that, or where that setting even might be. I know I certainly wasn’t happy when it auto-downloaded shit like NYTimes and the new Marketplace garbage onto it without our consent.

Hand blown crackpipe glass?

Except in this case it’s not just because Elon Musk... it’s unions, and everyone at Univison has a boner for unions now because they can hide behind it now and not be accountable for their actions.

Yeah, fuck you too.

As someone with autism that configures a machine exactly to the way I work and is extremely familiar with it... yes. Yes, I can’t adapt to software, I’m sorry I’m not like everyone else in the world. UI changes actually do make me tweak out a bit and can make me space out.

The best new features to try in chrome://flags:

so when does it come out that one (or both) of these individuals work for a marketing firm secretly employed by mcdonalds?

Funding secured (for some lawyers, please save me)

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

Correct. No plates, no registration, nothing. Just the warning triangle on the back and some flashing lights, and you too can ride down the middle of a busy village to get from a farm at one end to a farm at the other end and tie up traffic doing 10 MPH the entire way.

Because they know they’re going to piss off people by making it Red Dead 2 Online and require Varmint Cards to play.

Couldn’t he just call his embassy and have an emergency passport or something issued and claim it’s being held hostage?

And, in fact, to be technical, the current FCA has held the Jeep license far less time than Mahindra has.

A new Carplay-equipped headunit for the daily commuter. I do 90 miles a day roundtrip in rural nowhere, so having CarPlay on my old Jeep is a blessing and a savings over buying a whole new vehicle just for an aux cable replacement.

I’m missing the terrible financing that comes with a lot of FCA products like this.

How about any car first? Christ.