Everyone who hates on the NSX has never driven one. It’s a spectacular feat of engineering and frankly, I find it beautiful. I have been fortunate enough to rack up significant seat time in a 991.2 Turbo S. Trust me when I tell you the NSX is a far superior machine.

It’s like every corner is a magic 8 ball

So my takeaway is this. Man can drive. Fastest I have driven was 312kph in a prepped ‘97 Ferrari F355 on dead flat, dead straight surface when the car was only a year old. And I was puckered the entire time I was over 220. Maxing the speedo at 240+ in a 28 year old car on the ‘ring is beyond my confidence level. Foot…

the miata looks happy as shit. the sx looks sad. the stingray looks drunk AF. the saturn and the pontiac look like they got punched in the eye. the jeep looks like it’s guarding pirate treasure.

That is Falken nuts!

All because he misheard the lyrics in the 80's

Usually the phrase “band aid solution” isn’t taken so literally

“My life literally just got flipped turned upside down! #WillSmith #Aladdin2019 #bluemyself”

I know, shoulda asked the wife to throw some tummy tea on that stretcher so I could get paaaid

This is a story I’ve tried and failed to write many times. The closest I got was an Instagram post I tossed up to explain my absence from the internet

My mother has had 2 (V6S Convertible and V6S AWD Convertible) and my grandfather had one (V6S Coupe). My mom’s first one had some electrical issues where the DRL lights would flicker even when the car was turned off. My guess is that there was a short in the system somewhere; issue started happening after someone…

I’ve seen it IRL. Based on the condition and lack of registration, my offer is $2500.00

#leavemealoneiknowwhatimdoing - Kimi(läinen)

the obnoxious equivalent of someone poking your stomach while you’re stretching

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Kind of amazing now when I watch the Mecum auctions and they go over the options ticked on a given car (often a C2 Corvette) and it ends up being unique or a head-scratcher. All power except the brakes. Radio delete but full leather. And sometimes ticking that bigger engine, a $3o or $300 option then, can mean…

I know this may be hard for some of you to believe, but way back before many of you were born, you could actually get cars with... options.

I’ve learned more about grammar here in the Jalopnik comment section than I did from all 5 years of high school.

My all-time favorite cars, of any kind, are the late 60's F1 cars. They look like someone put a V8 in the back of a Kayak.