Bcause there's a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven. Duh.

I'm Levin it.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

That’s why I have a Superb Owl party. 

Every time I hear a German say “pure,” it makes me just a teeny bit nervous... because ya know, history and whatnot.

It’s fall of 2022, and you’re taking a drive through Asheville. The mountain back roads are perfect to carve in the FR-S you just managed to pick up for a sweet deal.

If you miss out on this offer, JUUL be sorry.

Another article on the internet about Millenias. I get it, they can’t find jobs, buy homes or get out of debt.

The TSA only pulled him off because he contains more than 3.4 ounces of liquid.

Asked to attend an event, he reluctantly agreed. But something seemed...odd.

A Sprinter delivery vehicle you say?

I’m doing some back of the napkin math here on this one, but my best estimate says the Nile is about 4130 miles long. So if this thing is doing 120 Niles per hour, that translates to 495,600 mph!

“540 credit score? Yeah, nice Altima. Mine’s 643.”

Geez!  No wonder people were stairing at her.

That SUV has now seen more crawling than the average Wrangler. *zips up flame suit*

Finally, someone using their mall-crawler for a mall-crawling-adjacent activity.

Boy that big steel bumper did a nice job at doing nothing except folding up like origami.

Right over here ma’am for the undercarriage wash ...

Lapid: “Anything but green.”

Wierd and Rare? 6'7" burly man. Soon to be wife doesn’t like small cars. Easy to modify. Great on road trips and can be fun on an autocross?