I never want to rent a Spark ever again.

You can tell it’s a 737 Max, it has huge jugs.

He shattered my mythos of Trump signing a deal with the devil making him immune to any consequences. I’m just glad I won’t hear him, I won’t read about his antics, I won’t feel demoralized, I won’t worry about what new way he will destroy democracy. At least a 2 week vacation from all that.

If you are tired and just want to make it to the nearest motel but don’t want to fall asleep at the wheel. Sing! Sing out loud a song that you know all the lyrics to while driving. The mental energy required for singing doesn’t use the part of your brain to drive but keeps you awake. I don’t recommend to drive while…

When the Mustang “disguised” itself as an Econoline.
I felt great shame and never wanted to watch anything Knight Rider ever again.

At least they didn’t show the girl in the flowery jump suit when it said

I want the cruise ship industry to die faster than a centennial licking a subway pole.

It’s a hyperloop but NOT a hyperloop.
It’s a train travelling in a tube.
You could have made the tube out of corrugated barn siding.

That’s how I would design that thing, slammed for low center of gravity and wider rear wheel stance. But the middle wheel I would put more closer to the driver side.

Stop making “except they’re women” movies and stop giving Hollywood idiotic ideas.

That noise? Oh I decided to park right next to the ocean where the waves are beating on the docks... Yes, it does make quite a racket! I said...

500£ calculated for inflation is $4000 USD.
Still better than a Yugo.

Do Volkswagen owners only poop in the woods?

Is that a child’s pedal car?

From classy to bubble headed bimbo.

Looks like it would have potential to be an awesome motorhome.

I did what you suggested. I pulled the plug.

It uses rig trailer marker lights as tail lights. Neat!

Dear Toyota,

That Eldarada is huge! :P