All I see is Elon driving this thing and William Daniels does the voice of the truck and they solve crimes.

It’s not a camper unless there a place to shower and poop in it.

Usually a staged police stop means someone has concocted a marriage proposal. So who is marrying the Tesla?

Demands to know who took a 1757163603?

Nintendo loves to power up on copyright.

So that car has a bird as a logo this one has a Z but they seem identical.
Ignore the bottom one that is just my idea of modding. :P

That’s what the 88 mph is for, you accumulate enough temporal momentum, like jumping up on a train when you fall back down you are at the same place.

When you see your wife’s douche and point at it and say
“Hey! That’s a cool car design.”

Fun fact, the end times is coming... what’s today? Thursday? So that’s um... 

The biggest nonsense is the tubes with miles of vacuum, billions of liters of air to suck out and stay sucked out as no material is 100% air leak proof. A hyperloop would work if the line was at the edge of space where it’s already in a low pressure environment but then you would have to justify the steep climb. Maybe…

I was expecting an old ad for a Chevy Astra overtaking the moon rover in space.
And the traditional:

Can someone please explain to me how the car went from 4 wheels on the road to being catapulted straight up in the air just by some loose parts on the track?

Sitting in the backseat in a 72 Chevelle in 1975 and having a baby burger at age 8.

Yeah! Let them have their disposable Fiat-Chrysler cars and not have to buden us with such vehicles..

I feel privileged to have owned and driven my long hatch 1979 Civic. If they told me they would roll out the blueprints to this car and made them again I would buy one without blinking.

That is one car you don’t want to drive in winter.

It needs a fake tailpipe with a subwoofer inside that gives that
potato...potato...potato...prrrrrrrrrrrrum

I discovered I don’t like what croutons do to my gums when crunchy and I don’t like soggy croutons.

It reminds me of my 1979 Honda Civic, to this day my most favorite car I ever own or driven. That is a selling point that a Smart or IQ never had, appeal.

Everywhere I walk I see a Fiat 500.
We like em small around here.
Everywhere = Montreal