you can actually unlock peach after you play the whole game—i really, really have no skin in this but i feel like for such a simple premise being able to just choose mario or peach at the start, rather than unlocking her, is a fine solution. idk how suellentrop feels but that works for me.

It’s sad because it is real life and not a plot line. Who knew Idiocracy was a documentary

“Can we just admit at this point that no matter which way your political leanings go Obama has been an abject failure for your agenda”

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

Plus he was black and not american and didn’t have a birth certificate and also hilary emails!! all of that was of vital importance in the horrible trajectory that landed us here.

Ah, Darwinism ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I know some Jalops don’t want to hear it. But as someone who is old enough to remember the brown clouds and inversions from the 70's and 80's anything that slows Trump from being able to allow automakers to sell guzzling spewers without checks or balances is completely alright with me.

I’m sure this totally won’t fuel the right false narrative that Obama was such a horrible president, that everything he touched was horrible, or that he didn’t accomplish anything. At the same time, those same people have turned a blind eye to a Republican congress that has effectively tried to neuter the president…

Everyone, please excuse me, my lunch date is here.

Hamilton won the Electoral College though.

It’s crazy that people still don’t know about these sub-blogs. They aren’t exactly new or anything, but people never miss a chance to complain about them even though no one forced our put-upon friend here to click on it.

Because Foxtrot Alpha is a sister blog site that gets tagged to Jalopnikon occasion. It should be as the U.S. Government routinely behaves in manners that affect the automobile market.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

She’s making music with thinking “if this sells well, i’ll be able to buy [insert car name].”

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

They’re slightly less evil but infinitely less intelligent than the Nazis.

Charles Gaba had a great tweet today: Charles Gaba (@charles_gaba) | Not all Trump supporters are racist, but all of them decided that racism isn’t a deal-breaker. End of story.

None of these things are going to work until half of the population can be convinced to stop voting against their own self-interests for fear of the “Other”.