I feel like the phrase, “teeny, tiny bone” is a bit on the nose here.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

I dunno, I think it looks pretty happy, here

Excellent article. I tried it just this afternoon and there wasn’t the usual mess crumbs under my desk and in my lap. Thanks for the sound advice. Saved me all the embarrassment that comes with crumbs. The staring. The laughter behind my back.

This may be one of the funniest Jalopnik lists I’ve ever read. Thank you. I needed this.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

No, the point is that game companies are treating voice actors like shit because said companies can get away with it (or so they think). That you’re here whining about “extortion” and not showing a lick of empathy for the voice actors—who do far more work than you think, and sometimes have to sacrifice their voice for…

THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

As much as people who run high risk playgrounds would like us to think it, you can’t actually waive liability.

Yeah, I think the whole premise that you can set any type of algorithm to relationships is pretty pointless. They’re all different and some are worth doing everything to save and some aren’t worth a sideways glance. It all depends on where that person falls in that category. Maybe they just need someone to help them…

Look, I have bipolar disorder with major depression. It’s about communication. If you break plans because you can’t get out of bed, for example, have the decency to communicate that you have to break your plans. No ghosting. There’s a difference between being mentally ill and being a jerk. You can’t blame being a…

I completely agree with you but it’s sad because I wish a few companies would have the guts to make a truly exotic car built around fun while not being too fast. Paganis and Koenigseggs and McLarens are fantastic, but let’s face it, literally every one of them is too fast to use the full performance on a road.

It’s hard to see when your head is in this position.

Eve Online is the best game I never want to play.

It’s lose-lose for all of them. If they disavow him and he loses, they could be blamed by the Breitbart psycho-set for costing Trump the election. This is why Pence is trapped—if he bails, he’ll be blamed for the loss, not Trump.

Now if only they could make it look good...

I expect bottle opening sound after pressing power button.

Magically and expertly? Finn gets his butt handed to him, and Kylo Ren is already hurt.

had a similar case in my family mate.. me dads side of the family to be precise.. once grandma died there was all kindsa infighting about how the money for the house should be divided(nevermind that my uncle was still living in it) it was nasty... my dad bowed out and said he didnt want a share.. but far as i know the…