“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

“At least a dozen countries from the G7 told me they want Russia to be part of the G7 again!”

See you and raise:

I’m not typically one to cast aspersions on people I don’t know, but if Dan Dakich’s family member is dealing with chronic work-related injuries, has earned $100 million in the last seven years, and has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, then he’s an idiot for continuing to show up every day at the steel…

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

I’ll be shocked if Bernie dropped out before the last primary, much less months before the first one. In his first run, he fell into the old campaign ego trap: seeing so many people show up to your rallies gives you ideas that you’re fated to win. It happens to every loser-to-be; Romney, for example, was just so damn…

I wonder how well the Seattle Cobains could run a shotgun formation

He’s a racist for saying racist shit. Why doesn’t he hold Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell as personally responsible for opioid deaths in Kentucky? Why did he tell four American congresswomen to go back to Africa? Why does he continue to insist the Central Park Five were guilty? Why did he perpetuate the birther hoax?…

Forehead in Ohio

Tomorrow it’s strictly Crosby, Nash and Young

Why weren’t the other Sweathogs and Mr. Kotter watching him?

Because she’s chained up in his basement 

Terrorists always end up using human shields.

Camera got them images
Camera got them all
Nothing’s shocking
Showed me everybody
Naked and disfigured
Nothing’s shocking
And then he came
Now sister’s
Not a virgin anymore
Her sex is violent

“Pound Sterling” is not only British currency, but a good idea

“Hey, you got southern drawl in my determined attitude.”

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat