I guess people are digging the idea of Warren getting into some hot and heavy BDSM with a Marine.

Turkey Fucks Chicken

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Benched by this guy. Vince Lombardi he ain't.

Yeah, maybe they could have used that pick to get the next Mookie Betts.

As close to an army tank as possible, short of actually joining the army.

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

I hate Jimmy Buffett (and especially his fans) with the heat of a thousand suns.

Dave Matthews Band because his voice drives me nuts even when times are good.

Simmons: Right.

Ben Shapiro apparently has a net worth of $7 million.

Looks like he's got a bit of a limp wrist now. Luckily he has friends that can help him with that... a cure, I believe. 

Police take victims seriously. Police take diligent notes and follow-up on leads. Police test most rape kits.

The second amendment isn’t actually that clearly defined. First, it doesn’t define what the arms that can be borne are, just that there is a right to bear them. And that right is contingent on the first half, which is the text about a well regulated militia.

[cue audience hooting and hollering]

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Across from the White House?

Exactly!