how he can’t get a regular damn beer in a regular damn bar anymore. This, according to the guy who runs a political consulting firm in Washington, D.C., is Socialism.

Budweiser or Miller or Coors or PBR or some kind of regular domestic beer.

With the typo, I hope.

Best might not mean perfect, but in my book, it means “better than a greedy shill for addictive cancer weed.”

The kind who get rich(er) lying to young people about the link between tobacco and cancer? We’ve had enough of that kind.

Unfortunately, both went wide right.

Also LO-FUCKING-L at the antivaxx parrot grayed and now dismissed below me.

The Flu kills people, so can measles. Chicken Pox can result in Shingles later in life. Science has, in fact, shown that vaccines work, are safe for the vast majority of people, and the side effects are drastically less harmful than the diseases they prevent.

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

The Alt-Wright Brothers. 

Cruz wants a RICO inquiry, but he wants the inquiry to go by its middle name, BOB.

#MakingMarriageGreatAgain

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

They’re gonna call me sir they’ll all stop picking on me
Well I’m a high school grad I’m over 5 foot 3
I’ll get a badge and a gun and I’ll join the P.D.

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

My truck. My rules.

Apple juice > orange juice lol

Congressional Republicans and Democrats have issued a joint statement condemning Florida’s anti-Semitism for their criticism of Israel.