Too bad this play ruined the NCAA’s hidden-tournament trick.

Is there an ichthyologist in the house?

He’s played fewer and shorter shifts since apparently re-aggravating it in Game 4, ...

I think you mean “the Sharks are pretty, pretty cartilaged”!

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

This is such a wrong take. The current Leafs, rid of the goons they used to employ, are actually a pretty nice team, they’re fun to watch playing hockey. If they rid themselves of Nazem Kadri they might be a perfect team, that you might not cheer for necessarily, but would watch play when your own team is idle.

This is what he deserves for playing at Duke. 

How can any list be complete without the original Punch Out? Only getting to play infrequently, since my town didn’t have an arcade, it took me years to beat Bald Bull, and when I finally did I was running around the place screaming in joy.

COUNTERPOINT: Q*bert, as it requires no buttons, is by far the easiest arcade game to play whilst drinking a beer. 

 "Mooks" work fine, too. 

That’s Cindy and Ronnie Black, their son Ronnie, Jr., Aunt Louise (Black) Butler, and a random neighbor.

“A low-level child left over from the past wife’s administration.”

Nice!

Tyler Perry couldn’t draft something so tawdry. Clicking onto the links leads you down a long rabbit hole of corrupt fuckery. His wife, a judge, was suspended for a year for not disclosing that she was married to the sheriff in cases that involved the sheriff’s office. It sounds like the department needs to be…

It’s fun that the NHL is the kind of league where that meaningless offside call gets reviewed but there’s no option to give McAvoy a major penalty for trying to decapitate another player. 

Starred for the great comment, in spite of your being proud to be a Cubs fan.

Yet another milestone on the road to the Columbus Blue Jackets being a real NHL franchise: having a player get leveled by a dirty hit from the Bruins.

It’s Clear Channel/iheartradio all over again.

It’s always been like this. Doesn’t matter if they win or lose, people are going to Cubs games to get shitfaced in the stadium and at the bars just steps away outside. There’s pretty much zero parking in that area, so people just get on the Red Line or take the bus there and back. The bars are overcrowded and the…

If the stick is up under your arm, it’s already a hook. The act of clamping down on it doesn’t change that.