Isn’t Charity one of his other daughters?

A hockey player would've at least finished their shift.

I always bring up something like this whenever I hear somebody saying that non-believers should just sit quietly.

Don’t be - that’s a huge pet peeve of mine

Peyton was probably upstairs getting pegged by Papa John.

I’m surprised this is the first reference I’ve seen to Brian “Rag-arm” Greise’s interception that caused Fat Lepsis to fall on TD’s leg trying to make the tackle.

In the middle of South Carolina’s I-95 is Lake Marion, which we call The Good News/Bad News Lake.

His momma named him Clay, I’m gonna call him Clay.

Bob Evans is awful. They even butter their butter.

One more outburst like that, Patrick, and I'm calling your parents!

And he's Kept more Promises than them, too.

Does that look like Susan Sarandon to anyone else?

So when it gets cold, do you see better?

This would never happen, but I'd love to see a second tier league so teams could get relegated when they stink.

Was the kid in question Joe Flacco?

“Her name is Rio and she dances on the body-part and feces-covered sand.”

Nice pull!

Shit! Wait, they haven't trademarked that, have they?

Silly question: How is one able to actually trademark “Rio?”

That's McVeigh out of line.