Agreed.

You should also feel bad for Ryen Rusillo because he's stuck being Ryen Rusillo.

With a razor during his semi-weekly chest shaving.

I feel Ken Starr should legally change his name to YesThatKen Starr. If only he knew a good lawyer...

I prefer the Dixie Chicks’ cover of Smashing Pumpkins’ cover of Fleetwood Mac but that’s because I hate Billy Corgan’s voice.

Fans in Boston are up there, too.

+1 for the Meth/Tornado rivalry. Although I would also add fracking-caused earthquakes.

Isn’t that John McEnroe? But, yeah, they could all be cartoon super villains. “The Legion of Derp”

Why’d they burn it? I can’t say.

Could you replace Samer with his dad instead?

I’ve hated the Braves ever since TBS would pre-empt the video game-based game show “Starcade.” But then I thought that was childish, so I came up with a ton of other reasons to hate the Braves

I found myself chuckling at his “Play it Safe” CSX sponsor while his car is being hauled off after flipping at Talladega.

Or a John Waters character.

Serious question: How did they come up with a date of 2018 when he is allowed to contact her? Is it part of the settlement or is it a restraining order requirement?

It looks like Daniel Simpson Day’s (‘63) whereabouts are now known.

Does this make the Carolina Panthers 18-2 now?

I thought the player in the middle was wearing a tight-fitting ISU jersey then I realized it was just his sunburn.

If this escalates, which one will the coach blame for being a drug dealer?

Booooo. +1

Like that awful cover of Talk Talk’s “It’s My Life” by No Doubt?