Bless your heart.

we said to just pay the tickets, it’ll be fine

And almost 100% of the ones you do.

A Lannister always spays his pets.

No one has had a 103-yard anything

Simone and Aly Raisman can take over USA gymnastics from these older adults today. That’s the only way it will survive.

“We can all move to Montana or something in the meantime.”

I’m not even a motorcycle guy but I loved reading your post about this one. Absolutely top notch repair work! Your threads are what inspire me to be a thorough DIY mechanic :)

Curious, but in your video there’s an orange stand near the back of the bike, is that supposed to be like a bike mount that raises the entire…

Go to bed, Skip.

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

So THAT’S why they call it a “Beamer!”

Just cleaned my car after 130,000Kms, 3 Sandstorms and Middle-Eastern Weather.

Needs more hockey games. Blades of Steel, NHL Hitz, Wayne Gretzky’s 3D Hockey. Some of the best sports games ever made.

Nice, but #4 needs a couple of corrections. “The Bob Newhart Show” didn’t use any car. That’s the one where he was a psycologist in Chicago. On the other hand, the show “Newhart”, where he was an innkeeper in Vermont did feature an Oldsmobile in the intro, but it was a brown 1973 model, not the one you show. IIRC, the…

Thanks Tavarish. I was not expecting that. There is another story I would like to share but the roles were reversed. I was the customer this time.

I have a motto: I would rather be a honest mechanic than a rich one. It absolutely infuriates me when customers get gouged when they come in. Doing that pretty much means that when it does come time for the high dollar maintenance item, you are not going to get the job because you told them it needed a ton of work…

Friday my bf and I went to Chipotle. He always asks for extra cheese, and is similarly disappointed. Well this time the girl behind the counter took both hands, grabbed massive amounts of cheese and dumped it on the burrito. Twice. I guess I looked surprised when she did it because she said "The man asked for extra…

As God is my witness, I never knew that that was a fair ball. I always thought that any ball that comes off of the bat and lands in foul territory is automatically a foul ball. Now, in my own defense, I don't think I've ever seen a play like that before. File this one under "Just when you think you've seen it all"…

One time I had this customer all lined up for a truck they shouldn't have bought after they told me they had only 15 minutes to look. Got them a great deal for me on a truck with an engine replaced within the first 500 miles, can still sell it as new! Anyway, they couldn't convince the sister to come cosign for them.…