Cersei approves.

Foreshadowing!!

Tell me more about this Weed Man adverrrrtisement...

To make this really fun, there should be one trade allowed.

I take pride in the fact I am the only person in America that loves Rovell.

Please take me out of the grays, so Scotty didn’t die in vain.

Are you Sue Heck?

My kid is better than that.

Cleaned it with what?? That is gorgeous.

Please ungray me, for the love of all that is holy [perturbed emoticon]

Please ungray me, for the love of all that is holy [perturbed emoticon]

People. Just stop with your Belgian Waffle Makers.

People. Just stop with your Belgian Waffle Makers.

Similar experience at a Valvoline Oil Change a few years and cars ago. They changed the oil, showed me the shiny new oil on the dipstick, put the hood down, and away we go. I get a block away and am hit with a heavy oil smell. Pull into a parking lot, open the hood, and there is oil everywhere. No, it wasn’t the oil…

Arrrrrgh, free me from this gray hell!!!

Dude, you just got jacked!!!

Sounds like the wrong guy died in that cell.

So many good (bad?) stories, but this one is by far the winner.

I cannot stop laughing at this.

You are mixing up market value and perceived team value. No way he will be here any longer than necessary. He doesn't want to be here, and the Browns clearly don't believe he is a team player. His contract is essentially now two years, so he is worth more than he was yesterday, at one year.

I've never understood this exercise. Sure, in some Logan's Run future, I'd run off to my tropical island and wait for The End, but my desire to sit on the beach for a month doesn't jibe with the realities of income and family support. Life is invariably messier than this.

In my best David Spade voice, I liked it better when it was called "Running Man."