You can trust me, I’m a grizzled veteran when it comes to Bear Fridays.

Are you suggesting they don’t have the right koalafications?

Yes I am qualified because I know a Koala isn’t actually a bear but a Marsupial.

Are you koalified to make that conclusion?

The idea of the “Liberal Media” has always been predicated on the idea that Harvard and Yale are really far-out leftist hotspots.

This was shocking to me too- and then I remembered that the “liberal media” doesn’t really exist and never did.

Ann Coulter appearing on the Rob Lowe Roast was incredible. I could actually feel every comic’s unabashed hatred of her coming through my television.

No Total Recall, Predator, Interstellar, The Martian or Event Horizon, but we do get Dune, AI and Buckaroo fucking Banzai?

I was surprised not to see Dark City, which seemed to get a lot of love round these parts not too long ago. I also have a soft spot for Strange Days, and I’m not sure if 28 Days Later counts as sci-fi, but if it does, I’d probably throw that on the list, too.

I would add:

What about “Gattaca”?

The Quicker Fucker Upper

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

We in college have not changed as much as the landscape has changed...We are not equipped right now to handle that. We don’t have a good model.

“Yeah, how did rumors like that get spread so quick.” - Richard Gere

As always, the NFL wants its players to remain silent and non-reactive to unjust violence.

“Roger, if you really want unity, you’ll have to prove it. Now get over here and suck my cock.”

We’re going to need a montage for that.

It was a better idea than the “World Police Lives Matter” patches though