He wonders why McQueary remembers the campus as being deserted on the night he says he witnessed the assault (Feb. 9, 2001), even though there was a hockey game and a Barenaked Ladies concert on campus that night.

One, this is hilarious.

Freddy Kitchens sinks even lower.

“How long was that thing in his lap?”

Are we all just ignoring the possibility that Rey is going to eat a really big lobster or some giant nuts? I mean, she probably developed a taste for seafood on Ahch-To.

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oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Morticia is significantly taller than Gomez. Casting the 5'1" Ricci would limit the pool of potential Gomezes to Peter Dinkl- I’M IN. DO THIS, HOLLYWOOD.

I’m all in for Aubrey playing Catwoman as long as Werner Herzog plays Riddler. Anyway, I love this video and you should too.

Hot Shots! Part Deux still holds the body count record.

Right now developers have to work pretty hard to have their games load stuff ahead and allocate resources properly. This could make it much easier for developers and they could focus on other stuff. There are games like God of War that can be played from start to finish without a single loading screen but there are…

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

I’ll be damned if I’m going to just sit here and let someone accuse the Angels of being a great organization.

The videos out there of his gun training are truly impressive. There’s one in particular where the instructor is shouting out instructions - reload, switch to rifle, shoot at target 1, target 3, switch to pistol, etc. - that’s a must-watch. Being that fluid takes a LOT of practice.

“best-choreographed action sequences”

I’m as big of a fan of Tyrion as anyone, but he should have been pin cushioned in the last scene of last week’s episode. He got to have a big acting moment with his speech to Cersei, and it made no story sense that Cersei would spare his life.