I remember seeing this guy on Tennis Channel all the time when he was playing, being interviewed as if he were a big shot. I guess it pays to have friends in media, especially if you’re a grifter like Trump Gimelstob.

Thanks! Will keep an eye out for the follow-up

Seems like you know a fair amount about training. What would make your blog way better is offering a more balanced, effective alternative to the workout. Got any recommendations for a workout that is more effective, but that meets the following criteria: 1) does not require hard-to-find equipment; 2) promotes weight…

Oh fuck yeah release the tape

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Yes, this one takes the title for Most On-Brand Deadspin Take of 2018.

He’s paraphrasing a Scott Adams line. Yes, that Scott Adams. Outsize ego recognize outsize ego.

I accidentally skinned my dead horse one time and it put me off the game for 2 weeks.

No 8-bit soundtrack conversation is complete without:

“Dollar Tree store brand whiskey”

Ah, good point.

A good Silver Surfer movie! But I don’t even know what that would look like or who could successfully write & direct it.

...the dubiousness of his competence.

Even if you really do feel this way, keep it to yourself. It helps nobody, in any way whatsoever.

Man of Steel was a great concept. Parts of the story captured the ideal superhero archetype - humane and benevolent, yet ultimately not human; vulnerable, yet near immortal and dangerously powerful - better than any previous Superman film had.

Here’s hoping they manage to somehow work in further installments of the hilarious Way Back Boys YouTube series, “Baby Farting”.

This is clearly not a small penis joke made at my expense, but rather a joke about how Batman loves looking at pixelated dicks on his Batcomputer.

*sends Batman a dick pic*