I remember seeing this guy on Tennis Channel all the time when he was playing, being interviewed as if he were a big shot. I guess it pays to have friends in media, especially if you’re a grifter like Trump Gimelstob. Read more
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Seems like you know a fair amount about training. What would make your blog way better is offering a more balanced, effective alternative to the workout. Got any recommendations for a workout that is more effective, but that meets the following criteria: 1) does not require hard-to-find equipment; 2) promotes weight… Read more
Oh fuck yeah release the tape Read more
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Yes, this one takes the title for Most On-Brand Deadspin Take of 2018. Read more
He’s paraphrasing a Scott Adams line. Yes, that Scott Adams. Outsize ego recognize outsize ego. Read more
I accidentally skinned my dead horse one time and it put me off the game for 2 weeks. Read more
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“Dollar Tree store brand whiskey” Read more
Ah, good point. Read more
A good Silver Surfer movie! But I don’t even know what that would look like or who could successfully write & direct it. Read more
...the dubiousness of his competence.
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Even if you really do feel this way, keep it to yourself. It helps nobody, in any way whatsoever. Read more
Man of Steel was a great concept. Parts of the story captured the ideal superhero archetype - humane and benevolent, yet ultimately not human; vulnerable, yet near immortal and dangerously powerful - better than any previous Superman film had. Read more
Here’s hoping they manage to somehow work in further installments of the hilarious Way Back Boys YouTube series, “Baby Farting”. Read more
This is clearly not a small penis joke made at my expense, but rather a joke about how Batman loves looking at pixelated dicks on his Batcomputer. Read more
*sends Batman a dick pic* Read more