the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “there’s actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”

Alternative headline: Stinker Trailer Snowman Why?

Detroit is awesome. Your take is tired and shitty.

He’s gonna stick to snorts

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

Mandatory

Here’s mine: “Taxes are like The Legend of Zelda, in the sense that they’re currently under the control of a large, angry, porcine monster known for threatening young women, who is also currently living in a large, white castle.

This would be a perfect time to visit your local comic shop without the fear of running into red-pill fedora-lords who want to mansplain Libertarianism to you.

Yes, but I’m at work.

Will Clint Eastwood have a cameo role during which he will scold all the chairs?

*Wyoming Courtroom, Preliminary Hearing*