Headcrab Ancestry.

See, I don't touch forge. Why? Cause other people do it for me, and they do it wayyyy better.

"Not a game. Not a game. We talkin bout practice!"

Oh, THAT'S why IGN gave it an 8.5.........

The body in the sheet was Bernie. Duh. Obviously they was just wrapping up their awkward yet comical weekend.

I submitted a photo. Is there a way to know if you've looked at them?

@AmanOfSomeSort: I clicked on your name and read some of your past comments. 90% of them are hateful, negative, or insulting. Maybe you should quit trolling video game blogs and figure out what bigger issues are troubling you. Seriously.

@SevenSwordKnight: Mommy, when I grow up, I want to win a real sports!

@lmaonade: sigh. picture fail.

I heard the cop who solves it gets prestige recon armor.

@Owen Good: Heart clicked for Wire ref

"Should I show you my commercial 15 times an hour?"

The Cleveland Cavaliers: Almost as exciting as watching paint dry.

Pigeon according to Urban Dictionary: Female who goes out looking for dates by false advertising. Then they try to get them to do something ill mannered like pay for their bills.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start something incredible.

This is old news. He says they will stink every year, and whaddya know? They do.

@Frightening Marmalade: If I recall correctly, the rainbow lighting REDUCES the price of the laptop up front, right?

Stupid Bungie, I would have paid 1200 Microsoft Points for these maps in a heartbeat! Win for me!

Blizzcon Ladies and Gents!

Oh, good. Now every year EA sports will release a slightly tweaked and slightly worse version of the previous year's Angry Birds!