Once again, the answer I use for everything when “older” and “fast” is in play:

Because it was the day that it was Hitler’s turn to take the D. #’Murica

What do you expect when you had a 50/50 chance of even being issued a gun before going into battle, with not even half of the training that American soldiers received.

The base I4 in the Fiat 500. It’s fun going full throttle everywhere:

“So in 0-200 is it faster than an F12?” “It’s really, really fast.” This means no.

They’re trying to say that Batman, Superman and the Flash have all gotten fat and don’t handle very well.

No. No I wouldn’t. It’s kind of amazing they’re offering this as an option on a $41,000 car, when I don’t think even the most expensive super cars offer paint jobs from the factory that are this expensive.

I picture the Gold is Best guy from Conan being the seller.

My best offering. I present to you fellow Jalops and wagon sluts: The 1995 Audi S6 Avant. I know most of you just orgasmed in your pants and for that I apologize. Some may claim: “It’s a wagon, not an exotic.” To those I gladly say, GO SUCK A D. There are less people driving 95 S6 Avant’s in the US than are driving…

The Ferrari 400i. Is it a ferrari? Yes. It is it Ferrari-like? Well, it will break down like any other ferrari, and it damn sure is exotic. Other than that, the only real benefits you will enjoy about owning this ferrari is the badge and the quad tailpipes. It probably sounds alright...

The 911 slantnose. Now personally, I am not a fan of a slantnose porsche. I think they look bad. But in terms of an exotic porsche, you really can’t get something more exotic for the price. You could go Turbo, but that’s not really quite as exotic as the slantnose, which basically no one has.

It’s a carrera GT. For $25,000. I promise. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Porsche-Ot…

I think it’s a defensive move.

4 cylinder entry level ferrari?

I feel like this car falls in the category of “we like you because you drive something rare and that you worked for” as opposed to a ferrari situation, where even the guys who like you are thinking they hate you, in spite of what they may be saying.

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The priming at the beginning of this video and the drum line of “Dead Wrong” by Notorious B.I.G. sound exactly the same:

I’m pretty sure it’s based on 71-72 cadillac eldo... what’s your source?

For Mom’s car: 100 - 300 hp depending on weight. 300 might sound like a lot for momma, but when you live right off the saw mill pkwy, and have ever experienced the extremely short entrances on to a roadway where EVERYONE drive 65 to 70 mph +, getting up to speed quickly is very important.