For Mom’s car: 100 - 300 hp depending on weight. 300 might sound like a lot for momma, but when you live right off the saw mill pkwy, and have ever experienced the extremely short entrances on to a roadway where EVERYONE drive 65 to 70 mph +, getting up to speed quickly is very important.

That may be true, but I was referring to the allure of the car at the present time.

‘Murica?

On the note of land yachts, I have to include the Superfly Special. Power doesn’t matter, weight doesn’t matter, cornering doesn’t matter. Just tryin’ to get over:

The Tri-Five Chevy’s. 2 speed automatic transmissions, not a ton of power, but man are they pretty. This could probably apply to your 50’s, 60’s, or 70’s land yacht of choice. I can’t think of a better bunch of cruisers.

Relax? RELAX YOU SAY!?!?! ::rips off shirt and mashes all pedals with toe fists while screaming DAMN YOU COLLINS!!::

You should never approach a bichon frise. They are terrible little rat dogs with a foul temper and an inferiority/napoleon complex.

The mistake is not learning the track through a simulator. The mistake is thinking that actually driving the track is the same as a simulator.

This is you:

From this:

No deaths! Very nicely done.

Be a cosmonaut. “In Russia, spaceship rides you!!”

It seems he may have done something like this before... Also, I hate to say this, but it’s too funny not to say.... His face is basically a G meter.

I used to have a 1978 Ford Thunderbird which came with vacuum operated pop up headlights. They were fine in the summer time, but whenever it got cold, either one or both would start to lift up a little bit because of the contraction from the temperature. The result was that the car looked slightly drunk.

If the m3 counts as midsized, so should the bentley turbo r. You cold bastard.

“...2 hot dogs and a large coke...” Says the man who orders 4 chocolate chip cookies and a water from Mcdonalds.

Oh yay I was so excited to see th.......... WTFFFFFFFFFFFF EWWWWWWWW GOOOO AWAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

^Joke.

Yea but thats unclassy torque.