I wonder what the racers will think when normal traffic proceeds to move through the race track because the locals all be like: “Fahk these fahkin racers.... hahvad yahd, chowdah, blah blah blah....”

Well you could have mid size.... or bestntley size... that sounded better in my head.

Lol literally just realized that 5 mins ago. It’s fiinnnneeeee

Because Ford Fusion “Full Race” SEMA car painted in Aston Martin silver? Sure why not.

Lol well, I also just posted a matte black, murdered out c63.

It’s a matte black c63 that’s been murdered out, has less than 70,000 miles, and is just over $28,000. Frankly, I’m very moist. Sorry for being vulgar, but i’m being completely honest. This is my dream car for modest price. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mercedes-B…

Forgot the link!: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bentley-Br…

On the other hand, F*CK THE BENTLEY LOOK AT THIS SH****TTTTTT:

Ironically, I was looking for an AMG. Couldn’t find one immediately so I went for the AMG of Bentley.

I present the Bentley Brooklands Turbo R. 385 horsepower, and damn near 560 lb ft of torque. For less than 30,000, that’s more torque than you are going to get anywhere! Not only that, it’s only got 77,000 miles, which means since it’s birth in 1996, it has travelled less than 4500 miles a year. Only 2 owners and…

Thanks. I’m pretty detail oriented.

Packed pretty tight eh? Did they leave in a rush or something?

These are all motorcycles. I’m sure of it.

I’m moist.

1st meal: 4 cookies and a water.

Don’t kick yourself too hard. It happens to the best of us. This doesn’t define you as a person or as a journalist.

I mean, they were both basically PIT maneuvers. JJ’s explanation that there was hardly any damage to his right rear quarter, completely missed the fact that he hit the wall hard after that “tap”.

Look up “Worst kit car ever and this is what you find”:

This is solely my fault, anytime I win a car victory (like getting my parents car for this summer and this article comes out or joining cccmanhattan then having the two worst winters in the last decade) something general happens that effects everybody. My bad.

Lol it would be even better if the Alien was a cosmonaut.