This is solely my fault, anytime I win a car victory (like getting my parents car for this summer and this article comes out or joining cccmanhattan then having the two worst winters in the last decade) something general happens that effects everybody. My bad.

Lol it would be even better if the Alien was a cosmonaut.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Ramsay version: “Cook chicken leg. Dip in Nacho Cheese. Dip in Crushed Doritos. DONE!” I think chef was super stoned when he came up with this.

I mean this is getting ridiculous. 1 car goes airborne on the Nordschleife, and the whole series is banned for 2 weeks. 3 cars go airborne at Indy, and... nothing. Granted the flip at the ‘Ring was for very different reasons, but common America. Maybe being a little Germanic this time might pay off.

Lol i wasnt. Didnt mean to give that impression.

Lol the website is hilarious, it basically sends the message: “Screw the internet, if you wanna do real sh*t in the real world with real cars, here’s the number and some awesome pictures. Peace the f*ck out.”

I have to say that looks pretty good for hitting the wall at 125 mph.

This is him live at Sing Sing Prison. One of the best performances I’ve ever seen.

There. Fixed the title for you.

#BringtheMuthaF*ckin’Fracas.

215’s? wide?

The first challenger wasn’t even black, it’s like a gunmetal grey.

Alert: drunk orlove post.

Do you bite your lip every time you accelerate?

Holy ballsagna.

I wonder what poor soul was killed for this mistake.

Lada idea man: “Yes! A hot hatch would be awes........ noooooooo make it an SUV.”