Red wheels? I just vomited.

"...your silvia is ready." ::Vader kills adjutant:: "I said SLS Black series. Make the same mistake, and the same shall come of you."

Hardcore? More like LUCKIEST DUDE EVER.

At least they're not perpetuating EVERY stereotype associated with NASCAR.

HAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHHAHH!!!!! This will never happen. Never.

I had no idea the youabian had an LS7. I now feel very sorry for that engine that it did not get to live a life that it was designed for.

Was driving down the sawmill parkway in ny, in a Chevy Equinox (rental), going the speed of traffic, which tends to be at least 20 mph over what's posted. I come around a blind corner and a deer has JUST been hit (I mean the driver was just pulling over), a big one, and its carcass is laying directly in the center of…

That's just porn.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! No.

We all know who the real papa of louvres is:

Wow that sure is ugly.

Jalopnik, over. Oppo, over. Dan wins everything. There's no point in posting any more articles.

"...and let slip the dogs of war."

Yea... the Hercules didn't fail. It flew. Very f*cking impressively I might add. The army just couldn't afford it, the war was over. The only thing Mr. Hughes is guilty of, is being late. But the Hercules flew.

Mercedes SLS:

I have been thinking about the fact that absolutely no one has tuned their f type yet, no one. This is why John Hennessey is just about the best guy ever.

Someone wants to be a corvette:

Lada: (In deep Russian accent): You take car, and you like car.