That high pitched CRT noise used to make me feel crazy. No one else heard it.

Please write one of these about the life expectancy statistic that no one understands. If I hear one more standup comic talk about how humans never used to live past 30 I’m going to freak out.

Their directive was based on empirical sales data. Everyone keeps being outraged about reality.
That said, they couldn’t have sold more than a dozen Killian figures.

So it’s like wearing a cucumber masque all day. That would feel really fucking weird.

If Zack Snyder tried his hand at this movie it would have been a 4 hour, pretentious, sermonizing slog that ended up saying nothing in particular and telling you what to think at the end. They wove the whole thing together into a simple entertaining package and made it look effortless.

So Ned doesn’t let anyone see him fight because they’d realize he never could have beaten Arthur Dayne. That illuminates that first encounter between him and Jamie. Jamie was probing, implying that he never thought Ned really won the duel.

Also, this situation with Tommen and the Faith Militant gets more absurd every…

The scene between Jamie and the High Sparrow was very poor. Why was Jamie shocked that a religious zealot would dare him to kill him? Of course he would, he’s a religious zealot. 90% of his power comes from pretending that he doesn’t fear death. Why would the Sparrow show up at the Sept just to get in Jamie’s face…

Why was there no mention of the reshoots in this piece? What is io9 hiding?!

They need to fix his suit. It’s exhausting watching him move in that thing. He looks like a boulder.

I just want a sound clip of Cruz saying
“You know what, craig? You’re a dick.”

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I was incredibly glad that when he found his mom, she didn’t actually have a word carved into her forehead. God, what a miserable film.

Snyder is toxic.

So massacring a village and destroying 4 inhabited planets wasn’t so bad. It’s the ashes on a table that’s pushing it over the edge for you guys?

Watching nerds spend 2000 words defending garbage is always depressing. Stay tuned for a 5 part thinkpiece on why The Hobbit was an overlooked masterpiece.

The day I learned that most people reach their hand back down into the toilet bowl to wipe, I felt like I was in the matrix or something.

Whatever production house did that deserves an award. Amazing work.

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Let’s back up a little here. A guy charges $500 for those? I really overthink business opportunities.

From 95-2005 There were Saturns were incredibly common, and they didn’t represent a long awaited technology shift.