If we're lucky these Olympics will kill the IOC. Not that it won't be replaced with something equally corrupt, but still... there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or…

Its going to totally fail to deliver on the hype considering a lot of people still don’t know what you can do in this game. Its a shame because this could of been a pretty amazing indie game but with all the attention its getting it feels like its just going to be an underwhelming faux aaa title because thats how its…

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

Thanks for this... those years help support the point I was going to make (that I’m a bit surprised isn’t mentioned above). This was probably largely a way to sneak in sexual content under Hays Code guidelines.

I’m fat and have an old toilet with a small circumference seat at home. I pretty much make an air tight seal when I sit down to shit. If I stay seated to wipe, I would literally have to lean so far forward that my nose would be touching the bathroom floor.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

It depends who’s watching

do you think Taylor says the N word when rapping along with Future

The sales model worked fine, Saturn ranked high in customer satisfaction. What killed Saturn was GM’s bankruptcy.

This is so much more for-real than most people realize.

I have done Bernie Sanders the favor of hiding any Bernie Bros in my facebook or twitter so that I can make reasonable decisions about the election without feeling like I want to punch Bernie supporters* straight in the taint.

Now I want to know, too. What the hell, guy?

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

Back when I was a kid we knew a family like that. The mother was just insane and convinced that her husband and kids had various allergies and sicknesses. I have no idea how much was true and how much was BS, but after a while it was plain that she used her freak outs over food and illness to control the family. It…