If we're lucky these Olympics will kill the IOC. Not that it won't be replaced with something equally corrupt, but still... there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or…

Can we talk about how DC has seemingly given up on trying to reflect the style of the artists (or any style whatsoever) and instead returned to that horribly generic stuff that looks like a barely more technically proficient GI Joe cartoon!?! It’s awful because it’s boring. Any time I see an announcement of a classic…

Can you believe some gay hating a-hole would photoshop out the flag from this cute photo? What a jerk.

Its going to totally fail to deliver on the hype considering a lot of people still don’t know what you can do in this game. Its a shame because this could of been a pretty amazing indie game but with all the attention its getting it feels like its just going to be an underwhelming faux aaa title because thats how its…

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

Thanks for this... those years help support the point I was going to make (that I’m a bit surprised isn’t mentioned above). This was probably largely a way to sneak in sexual content under Hays Code guidelines.

I’m fat and have an old toilet with a small circumference seat at home. I pretty much make an air tight seal when I sit down to shit. If I stay seated to wipe, I would literally have to lean so far forward that my nose would be touching the bathroom floor.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

It depends who’s watching

do you think Taylor says the N word when rapping along with Future

The sales model worked fine, Saturn ranked high in customer satisfaction. What killed Saturn was GM’s bankruptcy.

Those MacKeeper tabs are popups generated by The Pirate Bay. He’s not only using one of the most disreputable torrent sites, he’s didn’t even install a script blocker. Someone get that man away from the computer, he’s putting everyone around him in danger!

This is so much more for-real than most people realize.

Not sure what article you read, but it clearly wasn’t mine.

Imagine for a moment that you lived a thousand years ago and I walked up and handed you a powerful telescope. Would you find that exciting?

I have done Bernie Sanders the favor of hiding any Bernie Bros in my facebook or twitter so that I can make reasonable decisions about the election without feeling like I want to punch Bernie supporters* straight in the taint.

Now I want to know, too. What the hell, guy?

His insulin regime was more than adequate:

Dark Vader does not use an Orange Creamcicle gun... I know this for a fact. I’m 70% sure.

You(and the movie) are making the assumption that smart people have smart children and dumb people have dumb children. While I'm sure the intelligence of the parents does have an effect on a child's overall development it still is entirely possible for two idiots to produce a genus and vice versa, eugenics would not…