Simple concept, poor execution.

Here’s what this piece misses. Rich kids whose parents pay for their lives, love to pretend that they’re not rich kids. They want to walk around and feel like they’re struggling young professionals making it on their own. That’s the fantasy.

There’s a valuable lesson here. Don’t listen to artists who don’t write their own songs. Period.

I’m so fucking sick of this clown. You work hard on something, you’re proud of it, people aren’t impressed. That’s what happens. Fucking deal with it you self obsessed pussy.

The best thing a Sanders supporter can do is register as many young voters as you can and work to get out the vote. The rest will take care of itself.

If that were the case, then I would have given him what he wanted.

I love this “he had it coming because he broke the law” mentality. What if we just brutally assaulted people every time we saw them breaking the rules? I saw a guy spit in a subway car the other day, what if I bashed his head in with a brick?

That’s my top theory as well.
I thought that at the time too, but no one at the table tried to help or clarify or really do anything. But, yeah, seems most likely.

I worked at P.F. Chang’s in Birmingham for a few years after High School. I had a table of six in a large booth. The dinner seemed to be going fine until the older guy at the table waved me over. He said “Can you bring us a plate of wet washcloths?” I had no idea what he was talking about. “A What?” “A plate of wet…

When your kid j-walks and gets hit by a truck, remember that they had it coming. Also, attempted murder trumps passing in a no passing zone.

Basically, cars are just like guns. They give people the same sense of invincibility and justification. It’s why Americans are so obsessed with them. When you’re in your car, you know you can kill people. You know you can have the last word in any argument. The fact that you don’t kill anyone, reinforces in your mind…

This never would have happened if everyone in that stadium were armed.

“I am being bumped by over 40 white men in suits pretty much the entire time I’m in the Spin Room and I receive NARY an “excuse me.””

And those 40 white guys in suits also bumped each other and were bumped by others. Welcome to a crowded room full of press. Stop projecting on people.

What an unbelievably dumb headline.

Being easygoing with servers is the simplest thing in the world, and it makes your whole experience better. I always felt bad for my asshole guests, because they were clearly very unhappy people. Or at least they had their priorities completely wrong.

This is how privilege convinces itself that it’s not privileged.

Do not use a tongue scraper, they are terrible for your tongue. Man up, jam your toothbrush back there, and go to town. Soft bristles = good, scraping off the top layer of your tongue every day = bad.
One sort of gross benefit of the “jamming the brush back there” method, is that one, it makes your mouth incredibly…

She’s a first rate bullshitter. What she’s saying is, unless you have a DNA test that confirms your parents are your parents... who’s to say? Totally insane. I love it.

If they were offering her 9 months severance, it doesn’t make sense that they would be doing it to get out of paying for 4 months leave.

In that situation you just have to strip naked, say “fuck you bitches” and swim to shore, never to be seen again.