He wears a too-long tie for the same reason he has a laughable comb-over: he’s compensating for a teeny tiny peter.

It would be funnier if they worked for Booster Gold.

Er, *aren’t.

Pitchforks?

Thanks, I won’t be living in fascist red states.

Proving, once again, that a white supremacist just can’t take a punch.

Even the Master would be a better President, I fear....

Red-headed Romana.

Wars are best begun in autumn—you make the early gains, your opponent is hampered by the onset of bad weather.

So here’s what will probably happen:

Good Ghu, the problem with the film wasn’t Reynolds, it was the *writing*. They had no idea who Hal Jordan was, why he was chosen to wear the ring, what having the power of a god would do to a guy, and where Hal started and where he needed to end up. Nothing.

It’s a very good show. Actors are almost uniformly excellent. Scripts don’t insult our intelligence; characters don’t say “Copy that” a lot as a substitute for dialogue. Handles time travel so far quite intelligently. Binge watched, it was very definitely worth it.

Ready Player One was one of the worst popular books I’ve read in a while. It won’t make much of a movie.

As I understand Lovecraft, there’s not much that humanity can do against the Elder Gods and their minions.

You don’t know what blue-dog Democrats are, do you?

Well, we could start with Nazi Germany. Or the English Empire. Your choice.

The IRS was never “weaponized against conservatives.” Right-Wing LIE.

God that’s trenchant. True wit.

By “common traits and agendas” you mean “many of them weren’t white” and “they were Democrats.”

Drain the swamp. Oh that’s rich.