I talk, often without thinking about the words I use. I just grab the one that seems most right as it presents itself to me in my head.

They’re capitalists, not crazy.

If it doesn’t have the *original* fleet combat system from Homeworld I, it’s not worth a red cent.

A variation on the rich Texan joke of the 50s who changed his Caddy instead of his oil.

“Bat in the cave” works for me.

Hands too big.

I people watch.

Most vets will do this at home. I’ve had to have it done twice now, with dogs too big for me to handle. In each case, the vet came and we quietly did what we had to do.

Thanks, I won’t be living in fascist red states.

Proving, once again, that a white supremacist just can’t take a punch.

I believe it’s shoe trees rather than shoe horns that will retain your shoe’s shape.

Your dad was five years younger than I am.

Seriously: aside from a few geographically-based resources (e.g., oil sands), why do people live where it’s this cold anymore? I get career reasons, but let’s face it, much of the North is going or has gone like much of the Midwest: not much of a reason to live there anymore.

When we’re done with that, we can then proceed to shoot ourselves in the *other* foot.

What? Not qualified? It’s HUD—he’s lived in a house in a big city. Clearly qualified. Like the EXXON guy for SoS.

I, too, would turn down the positions of butt boy and whipping boy.

You think Trump voters value any kind of logical consistency? It is to laugh.

In a year, US citizens will need a visa to visit the next state.

Can we just laugh bitterly the next time some dense fool of a Trump voter talks about “draining the swamp”?

Let’s be clear who’s to blame for all this: Trump voters.