Remember: he stood up and read off of teleprompters.

Trump won’t care if Americans die.

Mr. Toad will treat the government like a business.

They’d have to pay me a lot more than $69 to have those films in my library.....

They’d have to pay me a lot more than $69 to have those films in my library.....

They’re imagining their grandparents doing it. Not half so squicky.

Wouldn’t one have to have sex to contract an STI?

Don’t bother to save to send your kid to college. With Mr. Toad in the White House, there soon will be no jobs requiring a college education that won’t be filled by the white son or daughter of a rich Republican.

Trump voters at work.

Ask your great-grandparents, or your great-greats, who probably were desperate to escape their homes too.

I’m thinking you don’t know what “13 cords/medals” means.

I must admit, I have no idea what kind of person would carry this kit. Parts of it make perfect sense, but then other parts essentially just add carry weight as they duplicate other functions.

Federal incentives will now vanish very quickly. If you don’t do it in the next six months or so, you won’t get anything from the feds.

Have you read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead? Have you ever played the question game?

So I’m thinking: a fictional country with a #1 military and a third-world living situation? Nothing real about that, in a couple of years.

In discussing obstacles, a thought for today:

Can’t I just have a Diet Coke?

How is the game restarted?

One of my favorite books as a kid was “Tunnel in the Sky,” in which a bunch of teenagers get stuck on a distant habitable planet with only the tech they carried on them, expecting a two-week stay.

There are nine and sixty ways