I believe it’s shoe trees rather than shoe horns that will retain your shoe’s shape.

Your dad was five years younger than I am.

Seriously: aside from a few geographically-based resources (e.g., oil sands), why do people live where it’s this cold anymore? I get career reasons, but let’s face it, much of the North is going or has gone like much of the Midwest: not much of a reason to live there anymore.

When we’re done with that, we can then proceed to shoot ourselves in the *other* foot.

What? Not qualified? It’s HUD—he’s lived in a house in a big city. Clearly qualified. Like the EXXON guy for SoS.

I, too, would turn down the positions of butt boy and whipping boy.

You think Trump voters value any kind of logical consistency? It is to laugh.

In a year, US citizens will need a visa to visit the next state.

Can we just laugh bitterly the next time some dense fool of a Trump voter talks about “draining the swamp”?

Let’s be clear who’s to blame for all this: Trump voters.

Remember: he stood up and read off of teleprompters.

Trump won’t care if Americans die.

Mr. Toad will treat the government like a business.

They’d have to pay me a lot more than $69 to have those films in my library.....

They’d have to pay me a lot more than $69 to have those films in my library.....

They’re imagining their grandparents doing it. Not half so squicky.

Wouldn’t one have to have sex to contract an STI?

Don’t bother to save to send your kid to college. With Mr. Toad in the White House, there soon will be no jobs requiring a college education that won’t be filled by the white son or daughter of a rich Republican.

Trump voters at work.

Ask your great-grandparents, or your great-greats, who probably were desperate to escape their homes too.

I’m thinking you don’t know what “13 cords/medals” means.