Tim Cook isn't Steve Jobs, and would never be where he is if someone better hadn't passed away. If he's going to keep failing to live up to his predecessor, he should do it quietly.

No - First Class objectively sucked.

I really don't get all the carping against Win 8. It's a great interface, and - I don't mean to brag here - it's easy to use if you don't have severe motor coordination issues, understand what hotkeys are, or have ever managed to learn a single new thing in your whole life.

Go big or go home.

Well, they can't all be Harry Potter.

Or that he IS the Avengers! Twist! (Obviously, I do not fully understand how twists work.)

All based on the comics. So you don't like the comics. I'd love to see all the other areas in which your opinions haven't ever mattered.

Nothing to add here, I just like that everyone here is making you look stupid.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/forthisiwenttocollege/23855813/

Seriously? Unreal. That show seems like it should be so easy to make fun of, but I can't seem to get a foothold. I'm never able to come up with jokes more ridiculous than their actual plot points.

I want to see this procedure done emergently on Grey's Anatomy. "I need that liter of feces OR WE'RE GOING TO LOSE THIS PATIENT."

I get the feeling that most of the people that see this are adults who very much WANT this to be a good deal for them (me included).

Honestly, I've found that I'm getting less social over time. I used to love going out, meeting new people, being in noisy places, etc. But more and more, I just can't be bothered. It's fun, on occasion, sure. But I'm finding it harder and harder to get excited about the prospect of making conversation

whoa, hey erection. what are you doing here?

...Fair. You're terrible, I'm lazy at proofreading.

I know I'm late to this, but I just wanted to add that - after giving this a lot of thought - that you should shut your idiot mouth.

Correction: I should have said epidural. Brain fart.

They're not going to recommend a subdural injection of steroids for back pain.

Probably pretty well. I mean, it's the first thing anyone tries, so..

You can talk about various causes of heterochromia all day long, but you haven't answered the most important question: can I cure it with shouting and holy water?