Hit more ramps, try to jump to as many places as possible.

Daaamn, bro. HAIRPINZZ??

Visit the website, dumdum.

This entire article took much too long to read. My time was much better spent getting a cape with a giant collar and buying tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. Or, to summarize: placing my downpayment on IMMORTALITY.

"Life is not a video game. My car shouldn't behave like it came from one."

For some reason, I read this thinking the kid in question was 9, which made it more funny than obnoxious.

So do it - then everyone can color each other impressed.

A few things struck me about this.

OOooo, gotcha. I think I see it now. A misspelled word jammed into a sentence it doesn't belong to. I feel dumb :P

I just want to drive manual, is all. I'm sure it's a great transmission... that I wouldn't have as much fun with.

I'm not saying it doesn't work great, etc. I just... I dunno, dislike it all.

I know - and I'm a slow learner :/

The GT-R didn't pull ahead right away and leave everyone else scratching their heads. GT-R or GTFO.

I know this is purely a personal opinion, and that I can't really defend it in any way. But I honestly believe that any transmission that isn't manual shouldn't get higher than a 7. Great job engineering-wise, but paddle shifting and the ability to switch to automatic is bullshit.

Dose? I know I'm just an American with a limited horizon, so maybe you can educate me. Is "dose" how a cultured, world-wise European would spell "does?" And is that actually how you would construct that sentence?

Of course, articles still get written on it - because our units of measurement are just as important as the ones used in whatever useless country you're trying to convince yourself to be proud of.

I love how many people are taking this opportunity to speak up about how fat they aren't.

It gets in the way of your head? Really? Either you're exaggerating (probably) or you're a damn mutant (...hopefully?). Don't blame the person in front of you because you were built wrong.

You sound like Gabe from The Office.